Somehow, while I wasn’t looking, I fell. And I fell hard.

Not all guys that look a certain way or dress a certain way or act a certain way are the same.

Think with the big head, man! Think with the big head!

I’ll be peeing like a champion in no time.

I resist the urge to pump my fist. I’m not sure why, but I feel like I’ve just won some sort of competition worthy of headlines.

In love, sometimes what you fear is exactly what you need.

Hearts don’t often break even. One person is usually more hurt while the other is more relieved.

If it was up to me, I’d make the world disappear and it would be just us. Just you and me.

Hearing her laugh is like listening to the best kind of symphony.

I promise you won’t regret it. I promise to make you feel things and enjoy things you never even thought of before. I’ll make every night the best night of your life until you say it’s over.